اقتباس من How I Met Your Mother

Quote 9:
Barney: Ted, I’m gonna teach you how to live.. Barney, we met at the urinal.
Quote8:
Barney: Lesson 1, lose the goatee, it doesn’t go with your suit
Ted: I am not wearing a suit
Barney: Lesson 2, get a suit.. Suits are cool, Exhibit A. Lesson 3, don’t even think about getting married until you’re thirty.
Quote 7:
Barney: Tonight is gonna be legnen.. “Wait, are we sure it’s a good idea to go to a strip club?” Shut Up Lily! I am in charge now! ..dary.
Quote 6:
Barney: It’s a sad day in New York Ted, a sad day indeed. Do you know what I saw, on my way in here? A girl.. in a sweater. And you know what that means; The season of exposed skin is over, exactly. Gone are the tank tops Ted, gone are the cute little skirts, gone are the sundresses, the sundresses Ted! I don’t think I can make it another 6 months without sundresses.Ted: Barney, I really.. I have to write these papers.Barney:I’m sorry I’ll let you work.. but first a riddle. What piece of women’s attire, most stokes a man’s desire?Ted:The sundress.Barney: Correct. What light weight outfit pink or white, makes tha front of my slacks abnormally tight?
Ted: I really have to get this done.
Barney: Of course, of course. Sundress by the way.

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